{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"currently-avoiding-responsibilities-unisex-hoodie","title":"Currently Avoiding Responsibilities – Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those days when “adulting” is definitely not on the schedule. Cozy up in this ultra-soft hoodie and let the message do the talking. Ideal for lazy Sundays, work-from-home days, or escaping the chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Relaxed unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e✨ Warm, comfy fleece inside\u003cbr\u003e✨ Statement piece for introverts \u0026amp; procrastinators alike\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece\u003cbr\u003eDouble-stitched hood and waistband\u003cbr\u003eFront pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in Black and Heather Navy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn-demand manufacturing:\u003cbr\u003eThis hoodie is made just for you once you place your order, helping reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST TO FIT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBODY LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"metric\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Somnus Sanitas","offers":[{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":48184262983885,"sku":"7148223_9251","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":48184263016653,"sku":"7148223_9252","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":48184263049421,"sku":"7148223_9253","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48184263082189,"sku":"7148223_9254","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48184263114957,"sku":"7148223_9255","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48184262820045,"sku":"7148223_9227","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48184262852813,"sku":"7148223_9228","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48184262885581,"sku":"7148223_9229","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48184262918349,"sku":"7148223_9230","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48184262951117,"sku":"7148223_9231","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9373\/8445\/files\/unisex-pullover-hoodie-heather-navy-front-6816afbe8b65c.jpg?v=1746317258"},{"product_id":"mentally-out-of-office-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Mentally Out of Office – Unisex T-Shirt","description":"This comfy unisex t-shirt is perfect for anyone who takes sleep seriously (and mornings very, very personally). Made from soft, breathable cotton with a flattering fit for all genders. This tee is perfect for anyone who’s mentally on airplane mode.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Super soft and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Unisex fit – comfy for everyone\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\nPre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\nSide-seamed construction for a flattering fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in White, Soft Cream, and Heather Dust.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOn-demand manufacturing:\u003cbr\u003e\nThis t-shirt is made just for you once you place your order, helping reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Somnus Sanitas","offers":[{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":48214535307469,"sku":"7569766_4151","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":48214535340237,"sku":"7569766_4152","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":48214535373005,"sku":"7569766_4153","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":48214535405773,"sku":"7569766_4154","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":48214535438541,"sku":"7569766_4155","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48214535667917,"sku":"7569766_4011","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48214535700685,"sku":"7569766_4012","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48214535733453,"sku":"7569766_4013","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48214535766221,"sku":"7569766_4014","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48214535798989,"sku":"7569766_4015","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":48571050328269,"sku":"4053575_4026","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":48571050361037,"sku":"4053575_4027","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":48571050393805,"sku":"4053575_4028","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":48571050426573,"sku":"4053575_4029","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":48571050459341,"sku":"4053575_4030","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9373\/8445\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-soft-cream-front-68300929eead0.jpg?v=1747978547"},{"product_id":"personal-space-in-progress-throw-blanket","title":"Personal Space In Progress – Throw Blanket","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe’ve all had those days. Wrap yourself in the ultimate comfort while you contemplate your life choices (or just binge-watch your favorite shows). This plush throw blanket is the perfect cozy companion for naps, movies, or existential crises.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Soft, velvety texture\u003cbr\u003e✨ Lightweight warmth, cozy enough for all seasons\u003cbr\u003e✨ A must-have for homebodies \u0026amp; serial quitters\u003cbr\u003e✨ Great for bedrooms, living rooms, dorms, or wherever you’re avoiding life\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% polyester\u003cbr\u003eSoft silk touch fabric\u003cbr\u003eMachine-washable\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in White.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn-demand manufacturing:\u003cbr\u003eThis blanket is made just for you once you place your order, helping reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Somnus Sanitas","offers":[{"title":"50″×60″","offer_id":48571053670605,"sku":"3389934_10986","price":74.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60″×80″","offer_id":48571053703373,"sku":"3389934_13222","price":99.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9373\/8445\/files\/throw-blanket-50x60-lifestyle-6a1a8ddbe0bc1.jpg?v=1780125162"}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.somnussanitas.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Somnus Sanitas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}